英语笑话大全

One day monica lewinsky walks into a dry cleaners with a dress, she tells the man.“can i get this washed“ the man couldn't hear that good says, “c...

I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early....

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the d...

A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart. Hi...

A 13 year old boy came home all happy.His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?""Oh i had sex with my teacher," he sa...

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was...

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor...

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to bring...

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong."Well," replies Paul, &quo...

An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affai...