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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He told her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the...

Three guys go into a store... the first guy buys a wood dildo, the second guy buys a glass dildo, and the third guy buys a 25-foot long dildo.The next...

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job. She beg...

Three guys are walking down the street one day, when they come on a whore house. They decide to go inside. When they get to the counter, the lady says...

A Jewish girl came home one day and said, "Mom, I got married."Her mother said, "Oh, that's great."The girl said, "But, M...

A gay guy is standing at the gates of heaven when he hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.He says to St. Peter, "What...

One day little Johny was playing in the mud. When his father came home Johny asked him if he could take a shower with him. "Sure", said his ...

A father came home and asked where his son was. His wife replied that he was downstairs playing with his new chemistry set. The father was curious, so...

Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have...

At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should ha...