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One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees. Th...

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.Officer: May i see your licence?Lady: what does ...

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to ...

This married couple were on holiday in India. They were touring around a busy Bombay marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sand...

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while talking...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do the spl...

The Perfect Day - Her8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale9:30 Light Breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at o...

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we ...

A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just lay...

Three buddies decided to take their wives on a week-long vacation to Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned ho...