英语笑话大全

There's a hitch-hiker waiting for a ride, and then a semi comes along, and the driver decides to pick him up. So after a couple of minutes of sile...

This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey."Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "A...

A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display. The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture i...

A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything s...

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring hi...

She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She's done more screwing than ...

One day an elderly man decided that since he had never fathered any children that he would make a deposit to the local sperm bank. At the sperm bank a...

Two girls and a guy are trespassing in a farmers field, and the farmer catches them, and decides to take them to court. During the next month, they go...

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal s...

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"Th...