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  • Big-game Hunter

    2025-02-14

    The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dis...

  • Sex Theory

    2023-12-05

    A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someo...

  • Anything

    2023-12-05

    A forester is very much bored with his job in the forest mountains. He is bored because he hasn't had sex for many years. He decides to go down to...

  • Still up in bed

    2023-12-05

    A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in ...

  • Hairspray

    2023-12-05

    There was a little boy playing in his front yard, and his grandpa was sitting on the porch watching his grandson play. The grandfather saw the little ...

  • The Life Of an Egg

    2023-12-05

    So you think your life is bad...Just think how bad the life of an egg is... You only get laid once You only get eaten once It takes 4 minutes to get h...

  • Four Fingers

    2023-12-05

    Sean and Jason were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak.While standing at the urinal Sean confessed, "I wish I had a dick like...

  • Super Heroes

    2023-12-05

    Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for some fun. So Friday afternoon, he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderm...

  • One day, a man noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back ...

  • The Bisexual Son

    2023-12-05

    Four men go out to play golf. One is detained in the clubhouse and the remaining three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee. &...