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When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, good luck Mr. Goorski." For years...

A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Texan were discussing lovemaking. "Last night I made love to my wife three times," boasted the Frenchman. &qu...

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the...

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his m...

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't be doing that&...

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colon...

Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom."Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm r...

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical laborI work at great depthsI plunge head first into everything ...

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we should...

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possess...