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Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the c...

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which ...

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and sai...

KnickerlessJoe is sitting on a train across from abusty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top ...

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spe...

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, &quo...

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood. Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn...

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!...

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.Immediately, she is curious: he has equi...

this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex:wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.husband: we'r...