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Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house. After a few...

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man sa...

One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local pharmacy. He goes up to the clerk and says, "Last night me fuck squaw, left nut go 'oomph', ...

A professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex".When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, ...

In the good old days of the golden oldies, most records were sold on the Decca label. Henry Busse had a hot hit titled, "Hot Lips." A lady h...

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put o...

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonn...

A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here ...

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 A...