英语笑话大全

HOW TO SAY, "I LOVE YOU" IN 20 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES: English . . . . . . . . . .I Love You Spanish . . . . . . .. . Te Amo French . . . . . ....

A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink ...

A cowboy walks into a Saloon after he rode 150 miles on his horse in one day. He had a drink about two weeks ago, but he had himself a lady about two ...

After the end of the Finnish war, a young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about the soldiers home-com...

A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. "I would like to marry a man with three...

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs...

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobble...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the li...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who isalso the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sor...

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?A - Almost BoobsB - Barely thereC - Can DoD - Damn goodE - EnormousF - Fake...