英语笑话大全

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of...

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too emba...

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, m...

Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from a...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and pu...

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined t...

A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says “Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me cuddle with her“. The babysitter respon...

One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on!So he goes up to his gra...

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I starte...

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto...