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Kathy and Suzy are having a conversation during there lunch break.Kathy asks, "So, Suzy, how's your sex life these days?"Suzy replies, &...

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said "Women have all the luck when it com...

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curi...

The young woman approached the executive in front of his office and said, "Please sir, give to take a wayward girl off the street.""And...

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed."Get away from m...

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.When finished, th...

Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date. 10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."9. "Show ...

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor,...

There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light district until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "The Hooker ...

Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he dec...