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The toothbrush had to be invented in W.V., because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush....

What is particularly long and hard for most Southern men? Fifth grade....

What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room?A full set of teeth....

Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the ne...

Did you hear they found a new use for sheep in Alabama? Wool....

A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was at...

A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take.The principal was talking about math...

How does a Redneck practice safe sex?He puts X's on the cows that kick....

It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we ha...

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the deliv...