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1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree.2. Discover that the ...

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.Bubba goes in ...

Two Rednecks are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"...

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many peo...

A redneck walks into a lawyers office and says, "I wants me a devoars!"The attorney says, "Do you have gounds?""I gots 20 acr...

Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?She can't touch it till she's fourtee...

What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?Nice tooth!...

A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.When a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister....

What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer....

Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?17 and under are not admitted....