英语笑话大全

  • Big city church

    2023-12-05

    Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big city church."When I got there, they had me park my old...

  • Welfare Office

    2023-12-05

    A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied...

  • Sue

    2023-12-05

    Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" &q...

  • Hilbilly sex

    2023-12-05

    There's this little Ozark family. Maw, Paw, Junior and Sally.One day Junior asks, "Paw, whut's sex?"Paw sits back, thinks about it, ...

  • I saw you F**cking

    2023-12-05

    One Alabama neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, last night I saw you f**king your wif...

  • Cleaner unhappy

    2023-12-05

    Why was the cleaner unhappy with his job?Because he believed that grime didn't pay!...

  • Done them all!

    2023-12-05

    Moments before a Redneck wedding, a groom and his best man, who go back a long way as friends and fellow playboys, compare conquests.The groom says, ?...

  • Redneck Hotel

    2023-12-05

    An older couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and the...

  • Trainee cowpoke

    2023-12-05

    More than anything, dull Dennis wanted to be a cowpoke.Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance."This," h...

  • One of us

    2023-12-05

    This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised.The bartender looks around and says...