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Dark
2023-12-05Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck ha...
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English class
2023-12-05Little Bubba was in English class when the teacher asked him to use the word "European" in a sentence.After thinking quite some time, Little...
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Halloween
2023-12-05How do hillbillies celebrate Halloween?They pump kin....
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Red truck
2023-12-05An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire.He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,"Hurry over here,muh house is ...
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Yankees & lightbulbs
2023-12-05How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?None, that's what rednecks are for....
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Ma's gonna be mad
2023-12-05Henry's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they ...
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Manual for President
2023-12-05Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?...
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Leak
2023-12-05How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?When you call the front desk and say “I've got a leak in my sink,“And the person at th...
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Is he dead?
2023-12-05A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back ...
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ID?
2023-12-05An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"The driver says," ' Bout what?&quo...