英语笑话大全

  • Dark

    2023-12-05

    Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck ha...

  • English class

    2023-12-05

    Little Bubba was in English class when the teacher asked him to use the word "European" in a sentence.After thinking quite some time, Little...

  • Halloween

    2023-12-05

    How do hillbillies celebrate Halloween?They pump kin....

  • Red truck

    2023-12-05

    An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire.He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,"Hurry over here,muh house is ...

  • How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?None, that's what rednecks are for....

  • Ma's gonna be mad

    2023-12-05

    Henry's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they ...

  • Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?...

  • Leak

    2023-12-05

    How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?When you call the front desk and say “I've got a leak in my sink,“And the person at th...

  • Is he dead?

    2023-12-05

    A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back ...

  • ID?

    2023-12-05

    An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"The driver says," ' Bout what?&quo...