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Full set
2023-12-05What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?A full set of teeth....
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Governors mansion
2023-12-05Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?Almost took out the whole trailer park....
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Still married
2023-12-05How can you tell if a redneck is married?There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck....
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Moosehead
2023-12-05What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor....
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Armadillos
2023-12-05Why did God invent armadillos?So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell....
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Tobacco spit
2025-02-14How can you tell if a redneck is married?There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck....
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Eating a possum
2023-12-05How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars....
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Free sex
2023-12-05There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up....
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Two zebras pondering
2023-12-05Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with whitestripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I d...
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Redneck computer
2023-12-05Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer.10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8. T...
 
