英语笑话大全

  • Full set

    2023-12-05

    What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?A full set of teeth....

  • Governors mansion

    2023-12-05

    Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?Almost took out the whole trailer park....

  • Still married

    2023-12-05

    How can you tell if a redneck is married?There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck....

  • Moosehead

    2023-12-05

    What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor....

  • Armadillos

    2023-12-05

    Why did God invent armadillos?So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell....

  • Tobacco spit

    2025-02-14

    How can you tell if a redneck is married?There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck....

  • Eating a possum

    2023-12-05

    How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars....

  • Free sex

    2023-12-05

    There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up....

  • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with whitestripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I d...

  • Redneck computer

    2023-12-05

    Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer.10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8. T...