英语笑话大全

A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He saw two men sitting on a porch and said, “I'm moving here from the city...

A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might,...

An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his ...

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their age...

(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training)Dear Ma and Pa:I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that ...

Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate.1. A clitoris is a...

Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb" The t...

it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my fing...

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabi...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, "What are...