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The teacher in a Redneck school asked a little girl if she was going to the fair. "No, I ain't going," was the reply.The teacher correct...

A new law recently passed in Arkansas.When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister....

What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama?Relative humidity...

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weigh...

Q. Why did the redneck put condoms on his ears during sex?A. He didn't want to get hearing aids....

How do you give a hillbilly a circumcision?Kick his sister in the jaw....

A student from a southern university was visiting a relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a party and met a pretty co-ed. He attempted to s...

How to install a Redneck wireless security system:Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them o...

A salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant rooms.The salesman he w...

A couple of farmers were walking back across the fields after a boozy lunch at the local when they spotted a lamb caught fast in the fence.Ahrr, Jem, ...