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This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the qu...

M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the can...

There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes in the p...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their wome...

Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill."That was a tough climb," said the front rider....

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public. A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to h...

You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom.You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a love...

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector.&...

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors...

Two nuns decide they're going to sneak out of the convent and have a real night on the town. They hit all the bars and dance clubs, and decide the...