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The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat f...

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says, "You are all...

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them...

THIS IS A FLAMEDear[x] dork [ ] dummy [ ] ignorant snot [ ] stupid [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis[x] idiot[ ] computer geek [ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Samuel St...

Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v. Calif...

At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher,finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period."Mr. G...

The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate building, she was to mess with th...

A middle-aged man and woman met, fell in love and got married.On their wedding night they settled into the bridal suite and the wife said to her new h...

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do i...

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in pris...