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There are five people in a bar, a bartender, three normal guys and a girl. The bar tender tells the guys, “I am opening up a bar and need a name for i...

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in th...

A Farmer walks into the local bar and sits down at the bar. The Farmer mumbles, "Some things I just can't explain." The bartender, who k...

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?Freeze a jolly fellow ! What party game did Jekyll like best ?Hyde and Seek ! Did you hea...

Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the s...

A wife was getting tired of her husband golfing every Saturday, so she decided to go with him to see what the attraction was.His first drive of the da...

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happen...

Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominatingevery aspect of American life with the introduction ofContraceptive 98, a suite of appli...

One night when little Johnny and his dad were taking a shower, little Johnny asked, "Hey dad, what's that?" The dad replies, "That&...

There was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome. While on his deathbed, the hus...