英语笑话大全

The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide." The hairdresser because he says, &q...

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you ...

A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. After g...

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a l...

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient:...

Three men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed. God comes down to them and said, "I will give all three of you the chance to...

Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them...

A store that sells wives opens in Dallas, TX, where a man may go to =choose a wife from among MANY women. The store is comprised of 6 floors, =and the...

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up a...

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to...