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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend.They "entertain themselves" for hours, and afterwards,...

1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down!4. Be thankf...

There once was a lonely guy who bought a bird. The pet storemanager said that the bird was a special bird and could sing, butonly if you lit a match o...

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor Who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his ro...

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief i...

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. ...

Bambi, a buxom blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was ju...

A group of Aussie gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank. After a lot of thought, they all agree on...

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T...

NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from San...