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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they ca...

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facil...

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 ...

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiring...

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said...

A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a stranger's home for something to drink. The lady of the house ...

A kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, "How was school son?" He replies, "It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with ...

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three butt...

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that thing...

Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em. A family altar can alter a family. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing....