英语笑话大全

(Prepared and Presented by Females) 1. Combatting stupidity 2. You too can do housework 3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut 4. How to fill an i...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.Hand Job: - $10.00. Check...

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. Corone...

Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience. It bothered him so much that he de...

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes ...

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police depar...

A man was driving down a road, when all of a sudden, the Easter Bunny ran out into the road and the man hit it.The man got out of his car and started ...

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so h...

Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.Looking up, he asks the Lord...“God, what does a million years mean to you?...

A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, “I've got good news, and bad news for you.“ The prisoner says, “Okay, what's the...