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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees hi...

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.''Nice bike,'' the c...

The blonde was in a coffee shop, surveying the?establishment's menu. After fifteen minutes, the?counter guy got impatient.“How about this?“ he ask...

A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of th...

Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!...

There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints ...

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to ...

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer."Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applica...

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job. The first one int...

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that m...