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On their way to a justice of the peace to get married this couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on...

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation. To improve their chances of having a real vacation, they decided not to wear anything that would identif...

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "W...

These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience...

This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll ...

This is too funny! It takes all kinds to make the world go round. Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is easy to see happening, ...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an inter...

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While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landin...

20. Could you drive any better if I shove that cell phone up your ass? 19. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. 18. Your g...