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A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?&...

A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher: Teacher: Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yest...

An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search,...

An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river!...

Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger...

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoul...

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin-victim, Resusci Ann...

Bathroom graffiti WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING UP ON THE WALL FOR? THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HANDS. - Mens room, Lynagh's Bar. Lexington, KY NO MATTER HOW GOOD ...

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate. Puts lipstick on th...

My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter, Madison, to thehome-improvement store.Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his...