英语笑话大全

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap themon the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2) Push the buttons and pretend t...

A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might,...

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before....

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blo...

With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing hi...

It can buy a house, but not a home.It can buy a bed, but not sleep.It can buy a clock, but not time.It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.It can bu...

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long bee...

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" W...

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room.She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make a few drin...