英语笑话大全

A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window a...

One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour. "Paddy my friend", he said. "I'm going on holiday f...

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bit...

The salesman got home late in the evening. For not waking his wife up, he takes his clothes off without turning on the light. Just as he is about to g...

Why do moths fly with their legs open ?Have you seen the size of mothballs?!...

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim."I unders...

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed espec...

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?Blonde: I don't know. Why?Teller: It was easier to spell.Blonde: Easier than what?...

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two ...