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It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.The first man says, &qu...

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even t...

This guy has to baby-sit his litle brother, and when his parents leave they say, 'Now, don't you bring your girlfriend over, or you're in ...

A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill. "Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl. "No." re...

This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrive...

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way. ...

A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here." The string goes ...

The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third ...

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. The bartender tells the man that he cannot bring such a dangerous animal into the bar. The man as...

A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man, who was still intoxicated, and thund...