英语笑话大全

8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. Along with present...

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist when early in the morning I received a call from his office:I had been rescheduled for early that m...

Three drunks show up at the local whorehouse and the madam realizes they are too drunk to be able to function. One by one, she sends them up to a room...

There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years. One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "you know, ...

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to w...

In a small town there were only two churches, one at each end of town; nearly everyone in town attended on or the other every Sunday. The respective p...

How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman...

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and befo...

One day in school the teacher is giving the class an English lesson. She asks if anyone can give her a sentence with the word 'Lovely' in it t...

One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car ...