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Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch. Q: How are bob barker and lorena ...

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of...

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily th...

I don't know if some of these have been posted here before, so here goes... Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?A: Put her in a round room an...

A teacher notices that Little Johnny, at the back of the class, is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to ...

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of the Missouri State line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speed...

1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its exp...

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the c...

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his ...

A husband and wife are driving back from their holiday in France.Near the border they knock over a skunk on the side of the road.Alarmed, the wife run...