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There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 - &quo...

Recently we received credible intelligence that there have been six suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehe...

A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer...

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York. 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, c...

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enter...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one sh...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.Experience is somethi...

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."The Psychologist says, "Well let...

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requireme...

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes....