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There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one ...

The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"&qu...

A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just...

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat.Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sundayand sit at the back. During the service he wo...

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at thelocal church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, myhusband keeps f...

There's a man and a priest playing golf. (Don't ask me why). The man aims and shoots the ball, and it goes way astray, landing in a pond. -Shi...

The Queen and Di were out for a drive in one of the Queen's Range Rovers. Suddenly some armed robbers leapt out of the bushes and stopped the car....

A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.The...

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the Engli...

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed ...