英语笑话大全

1. "I'm down here" 2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy. 3. I was once a lawn ornament for &...

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.“The blonde asks the manager ...

Abe, an old penny-pincher, is dying.On his deathbed, he looks up and asks, “Is my wife here?““Yes, dear,“ she replies. “I'm right next to you.“ “A...

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, ...

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervo...

A harried driving instructor came home from work, kicked off his shoes, and fell into a chair. "I'm thinking of taking six or seven of my stu...

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a pass...

"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How do you know?" the f...

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the...

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She had twenty- five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first ha...