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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!&q...

Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if ...

There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did yo...

A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a...

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the barten...

A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30."The man replied, "I thin...

One day a tired salseman goes into a bar and orders a beer. While he's enjoying his drink, he notices a nittle old man with a peg-leg and a Noggin...

Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets...

An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" ...

Q. If Clinton gets impeached he will be the first president to....A. Get blowed out of office.Q. Do you know what the FBI discovered the stains on Mon...