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Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important ...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives,...

A man said to his wife, "what would you most like for your birthday" She replied, "I'd love to be Ten again". On the morning o...

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely.The first lawyer announced, "Thos...

An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good,"...

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Ju...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O抍lock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside... The woman, sort ...

When You Live In The DEEP South : * You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. * You can entertain yourself for more than an hour wi...

What would happen if men were to have periods? They would compare the size of their tampons....

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more s...