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Reasons computers must be male1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better model is always just around the corner.3. They look nice a...

An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was inter...

These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away...

The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On one he finds the words "open me first," a...

Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick...

A guy comes home at 3 o'clock in the morning. He has obviously had more than his share of booze. His wife meets him at the front door, and the fol...

A blond woman named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desper...

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After a...

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard ...

A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the b...