英语笑话大全

A family of 3 ( father, mother, son) went on their monthly family outings to the zoo. Well little Billy seen 2 monkeys mating and asked his father wha...

A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The Ins...

Since AOL has introduce there unlimited hours package they have started displaying special messages to customers.1. You have been on-line for 46 minut...

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sou...

Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunette says to the blonde "That's a beautiful ...

One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were ...

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient...

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly ...

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers...Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High". Don't let worr...

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen.""I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."&qu...