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Subject: HORMONE HOSTAGE The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very l...

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the clerk for an inflatable doll.The clerk asks the man: "Would you like a male or female?&q...

A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up; just watching all the bubbles. A priest came along...

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amo...

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in ama...

Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls....

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug.Doug suggests, "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an aff...

A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table.He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the ner...

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called with your test resu...

A teacher was playing a game with her class. She said "I'm holding something behind my back. It's red and you can eat it." A little ...