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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There i...

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."The other said, "Well go behi...

A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby."You ha...

You got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!A doctor would live next door while you bleed to death trying to call 911!You cant count to 21 ...

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle...

A taxi driver driving a Mercedes-Benz picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day. When the gentleman got in and they started on t...

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby...

An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute bet...

An Englishman, a Texan and a Polak are lost in the Nevada desert. After days without water or food they come upon a lamp half buried in the sand. They...

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "A...