英语笑话大全

The teacher had given the class an assignment.He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except il...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a ...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack."Miss Whack, I'd like to get...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk....

A student kept bugging his friend, "What time is it?" Finally, his friend complained, "Why don't you get a watch like the rest of u...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. She laid her pet on the table. The vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird...

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you...

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this...

An American businessman and an American, a Russian, a Cuban, lawyer were on a train traveling across Europe.The Russian took out a large bottle of vod...

On a hot summer day, a country bumpkin came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.Ab...