英语笑话大全

Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get creative Morris. Break up the monoton...

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"Well, late one after...

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: "My name is Stone, and I...

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal（直肠的） thermometer tucked（使折叠，收拢） behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days a...

Three good friends were driving along on the highway one Saturday: a doctor, a teacher, and a lawyer. All of a sudden, a brand-new SUV（运动型多功能车） cut th...

A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing...

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.For several ...

Three older ladies were discussing the travails（艰苦劳动，分娩的痛苦） of getting older.One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise（蛋黄酱） in...

A female newscaster（新闻广播员） is interviewing the leader of a youth club:Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children o...

The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry."No fancy（想象的，奇特的） stuff, Doctor," ...