英语笑话大全

"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, "Yesterday I had words with（争吵） my wife. After that she punched the do...

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed...

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!!小孩问他的父亲说：爸...

How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?When he came in late I called out "is that you Jack?" and my husband's name is Ro...

This bloke（小子，家伙） is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking andathl...

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer（击剑者） took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cu...

A man and his wife are driving down the highway having a fight over the husband sleeping with another woman.The wife takes out a knife and cuts of the...

3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient（顺从的） angel.St. Peter asked ...

Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his hair. By the time he had gone completely bald（光秃的） , he decided to cover his b...

One afternoon I remembered it was nearly to the close time of our garden centre. I was standing on a ladder doing a painting job.There was a man wore ...