英语笑话大全

  • A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in m...

  • $800 He Owes Me

    2023-12-05

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and ru...

  • Blind Man

    2023-12-05

    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on...

  • A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, &q...

  • Anniversary Mistake

    2023-12-05

    Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the drivew...

  • You Do The Math

    2023-12-05

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyO...

  • I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy', then he w...

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he ...

  • British Hospitality

    2023-12-05

    An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopp...

  • Bob is almost 30 years old, his friends have already gotten married one after another, and Bob just dates and dates.Finally a friend asked him, "...