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I married a widow with six children. I had five myself by my late wife. We have been married for four years and our union had been blessed with three ...

An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The wizard says, "Maybe, but you ...

A beautiful woman-doctor is warmly welcomed by men-patients, and she has many romantic and wealthy pursuers. Of course, she also suffers a lot of sexu...

Wife talking to her husband, who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so ...

My Dear Wife,The FIFA World cup is around the corner, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:1. The Telev...

A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.Bartender: “What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?“The man: “We had a f...

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard."Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really...

A certain man made a wooden image of Mercury, and exposed it for sale in the market. As no one offered to buy it, however, he would try to attract a p...

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congrat...

“Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?““I can't tell you the truth,“ said his w...