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I work for 7up
2023-12-05Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congrat...
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The Twin Boys
2023-12-05One day, there was a young Mum took her two sons come to visit our garden. The two sons sat in a large trolley（手推车） and by the marine fish tanks.The t...
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I Hope So 我希望如此
2023-12-05Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!邻居...
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To Give Up the Seat 让座
2023-12-05Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Well, you've done the right thing, ...
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Who's better satisfied? 谁更满足？
2023-12-05A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.一个有六个孩子...
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What soldiers? 什么士兵？
2023-12-05Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士兵，他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发呆...
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A Useful Lesson
2023-12-05In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar.Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often, but he ne...
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Chinese and English
2023-12-05I'm an editor of a newspaper. One day a foreigner made a call to me. He said in Chinese that he liked our newspaper very much, which made me very ...
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Shy Guy
2023-12-05A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose（建议，求婚） to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of...
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Fortuneteller
2023-12-05A man was wandering around a fairground（露天市场） and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside...