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Pillsbury Dough Boy
2023-12-05Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?A. Doughnuts....
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100 people
2023-12-05Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?A. 100 people who don't do dick....
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S.H.I.T.
2023-12-05Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.Under this pla...
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The green suit
2023-12-05A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one g...
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Afraid to cough
2023-12-05John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.Bob, the owner, had about en...
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$200 Mouthwash
2023-12-05A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?"Aghast, t...
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Finger painters
2023-12-05Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?A. Finger painters....
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Tickle Me Elmo
2023-12-05Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?A. Two test tickles...
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Talking dirty
2023-12-05Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?A. $3.99 a minute....
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Ultimate rejection
2023-12-05Q. What's the ultimate rejection?A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....