英语笑话大全

  • Pillsbury Dough Boy

    2023-12-05

    Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?A. Doughnuts....

  • 100 people

    2023-12-05

    Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?A. 100 people who don't do dick....

  • S.H.I.T.

    2023-12-05

    Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.Under this pla...

  • The green suit

    2023-12-05

    A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one g...

  • Afraid to cough

    2023-12-05

    John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.Bob, the owner, had about en...

  • $200 Mouthwash

    2023-12-05

    A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?"Aghast, t...

  • Finger painters

    2023-12-05

    Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?A. Finger painters....

  • Tickle Me Elmo

    2023-12-05

    Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?A. Two test tickles...

  • Talking dirty

    2023-12-05

    Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?A. $3.99 a minute....

  • Ultimate rejection

    2023-12-05

    Q. What's the ultimate rejection?A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....