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If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 m...

The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable, when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ign...

Miss Annabell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy's mansion with her ...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the count...

Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break. Nina asks, "So, Liz, how's your sex life these days?" Liz replies, &quo...

A wife says to her friend, "Our sex life stinks." Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having se...

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time ...

Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for ...

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they...

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult times for young pe...